Sightings:
jerhico@hmail.com 00:12:01:2022:/ First Sighting of the Weird Litle guy, October 12, 1999. I saw him outside the laundromat. I was doing my laundry and I looked up and I saw him and he said "hello" (hi) and just like that he was gone.Second Sightning of the Weird Little Guy: It was late in 2001, December or Maybe it was January 2002. I can't remember exactly, but I was Hiking with my brother near Fort Eerie. I saw him through the trees and he said Hi. After I blinked he was gone. My brother didn't see him and thinks that I made it up.
Sport_fam_1999@hottmail.com 01:12:56:2021:/ Saw him at the park again. Said hi. I Cherish Him.
Pinesol_smeller@hmail.com 02:59:45:2021:/ I see him all the time. I see him and I cherish Him. I saw him last night over my shoulder in the reflection of a car mirror and I heard his voice saying Hi. My family thinks I'm fucking nuts. Whatever!
Magickarp12948@hottmail.com 09:43:23:2021:/ I don't think he's real and yall are fucking nuts. Just kidding. Saw him again. He said Hi. I cherish Him.
Magickarp12948@hottmail.com 04:33:23:2020:/ I went ice skating with my aunt and uncle last night and there was like 400 people there on the ice and I kept thinking for sure that I would see him there but no dice. Later that night though I was reading my bible and poof what do you know. He said "Hi"
Black_lotus_owner_1999@hottmail.com 02:34:24:2020:/ I saw him. I cherish Him. He said Hi.
doctorlove1977@hmail.com 00:50:01:2020:/ Firstly I can't believe there's a community for this but secondly or maybe actually primarily I can't believe that I'm a part of it. I see him all the time. He says Hi. I see him and I need answers. I'm actually kind of terrified of him and the first few times I saw him I screamed but I'm getting used to it, idk. What the hell is going on. I can't even read my bible anymore.
Smelts_on_toast@hottmail.com 05:42:2019:/ Greetings from the UK everyone. Just here to confirm that. YES, our lad has crossed the pond. Saw him in London last week and again while in Lancashire today visiting my uncles grave. Never made ammends with the man after I smoked all of his weed that one time, but that's another story!! Long one short: I see Him. I cherish Him. Email me if in London, always ready to meet up for a pint.
woccawocca@hmail.com 00:20:12:2019:/ Seriously don't even know where to start. I see this guy everywhere. What is he even??? I can't even deal with it anymore, so I've been walking around with my damn eyes closed! Anyway, realistically, I cherish him. But I need answers. Email me.
Black_lotus_owner_1999@hottmail.com 01:22:34:2019:/ Saw Him again, don't know what else to say. I don't want this. I think this might be a cult or something. I see him and I report here.
Warped_reality@hottmail.com 04:45:34:2019:/ I'm getting in touch because I need answers. There is no possible way that myself and so many others have been fooled into believing in this guy. I have seen him, yes, and yes, He said hi. That can be true and this can also be a huge hoax or a cult or some other bullshit, i don't even know. I need answers.
Nodiggity87@progonemail.com 03:04:23:2019:/ He's kind of freaky but I'm into it. Life, it boring, take what you can get. Greetings from Elmhurst.
Elfsbloodonthefaceofthemoon@hmail.com 01:05:23:2019/ I went to the group meeting for ppl who don't wanna see him anymore cause I thought I didn't wanna but I actually do. Glad I stopped going. I cherish him.
weirdpeoplesuck@hottmail.com 12:24:43:2018:/ I see this fucking little dude everywhere what even is he seriously
meanmeangreenmachine2002@hmail.com 11:02:23:2018:/ I drink paint lol
meanmeangreenmachine2002@hmail.com 11:02:01:2018:/ Fuck y'all. seriously, don't perpetuate this fucking shit. He's not even real lol.
meanmeangreenmachine2002@hmail.com 11:01:43:2018:/ Ya I fuckin seen him so what. So sick of this shit
georgesmith2@hottmail.com 10:01:23:2018:/ Another bible sighting. Weird. Also little, but like, kind of bigger than the last time I think. Has ne1 else experienced this
Magickarp12948@hottmail.com 10:12:33:2018:/ Saw him for the first time in a while today. Said Hi. Super dope. I am stoked man. Can't wait to see him again not gonna lie.
dragonwhelp@progonemail.com 10:01:30:2018:/ Saw him. What now.
dragonwhelp@progonemail.com 09:20:04:2018:/ Just came across this website and Hooleee what the fuck is going on here lol
Sport_fam_1999@hottmail.com 09:12:36:2018:/ Again at the park with my dog. Pepper definitely saw him also cause he barked. He said the full "Hello". I Cherish Him.
principalbeaverman@hmail.com 08:11:46:2018:/ I see him and I see him and it confuses me. I see him and I report. I see him and he says 'Hi' and then i see him again somewhere else and he says 'hi' again and it confuses me. I googled it and now I'm here.
Sport_fam_1999@hottmail.com 08:01:26:2018:/ AGAIN at the park with my dog. I saw him and he said hello and then he was gone just like that. Pepper didn't even react and he hates strangers.
Sport_fam_1999@hottmail.com 07:22:40:2018:/ Saw him at the park walking my dog Pepper. Other side of the park near the port-o-potties. By the time I reached them he was gone.
Smegheadinspace@progonemail.com 07:12:26:2018:/ Everytime I read a magainze, "HI" there he is. Got the full "hello" one time which was p cool not gonna lie, but I'm going to try to stop seeing him. Will report maybe.
meanmeangreenmachine2002@hmail.com 05:13:36:2018:/ I saw him again today. I'm not into this. It's like kind of shocking seriously like why would you even greet someone you don't even know like this. I don't fucking get it and I'm scared.
pennyfarthing12@hottmail.com 05:10:21:2018:/ I see him and I cherish him. I don't trust any of the naysayers and I doubt they even have seen him in the first place. I honestly don't remember what life was like before this. Can anyone? I keep emailing everyone I know telling them about what I know to be true but I keep getting automated responses.
wigglyw0rld@hmail.com 04:28:36:2018:/ There's ways to stop seeing him. Look it up.
caramilkcaramilk@progonemail.com 04:22:26:2018:/ I saw him again through my window. I was literally just thinking about him and then there he was. Am I imaginging this? He said Hi. Came to report immediately.
cathywasright@hmail.com 03:12:26:2018:/ Anyone posting stuff about not seeing him or you groups of people organizing yourselves to try and stop seeing him - you're going to reget it. Take it from me. But hey, go ahead and fuck yourself. Go ahead and suck all the joy out of your miserable life if you think it will somehow get better without seeing him. We warned you.
pettycrimeiscoolbyme@progonemail.com 03:11:24:2018:/ Shut up
WLGanonymous@hmail.com 03:11:02:2018:/ PSA Weird Little Guy Anonymous, going strong membership numbers high. You can stop seeing him too - reclaim your life. Email us.
pennyfarthing@hottmail.com 03:02:33:2018:/ I thought I knew what love meant - and you probably do as well, Looking at your kid or your favourite dog or whatever and feeling your admiration and pride - Trust me it's nothing. It's all just dust in the wind my friend. There's not any truth left in the world. There's isn't anything you'll experience as rewarding. When you see him and get a full "hello" there's no going back. I cherish him. I report here.
pettycrimeiscoolbyme@progonemail.com 02:27:30:2018:/ I saw him at the beach. He said hello. First full hello I've got, was pretty amazing, tbh. What happened next tho, he got on a surf board and he was like totally out there shredding the waves. I'm serious, I know normally he's just gone but he was totally out there. I waved while he was taking on this huge wave and he saw me and gave me the shaka hand gesture but then he bailed. The wave took him under. His board eventually washed up on the beach and I pulled it out, but no sign of him. I still have the board. I don't expect any of you to believe me, but it actually happened.
june_mcdonald@hmail.com 02:20:33:2018:/ Hello everyone. I don't understand what I am seeing or reading on this website, but as far as I can tell, I also see him. It's unpleasant. I'm interested in having this go away. Are we experience some kind of mental illness or mass delusion? I'm too embarassed to go to the doctor because of how ridiculous the situation is. I've started to wear dark glasses and I keep my head down while I'm out which has made it very difficult to drive. I'm new to this and I'd really love some advice if someone could email me. I think I need help.
Magickarp12948@hottmail.com 02:13:36:2018:/ Saw him again today. Just "Hi" not full hello like before.
beefcake@hmail.com 01:12:26:2018:/ Saw him today 1st time. Need answers.
WLGanonymous@hmail.com 01:11:33:2018:/ Meeting today at 1pm in Yorket Park near Fellum Boulevard. My number is KL5-G3JF - give me a call. There's ways to stop seeing him.
warren.p.justice@hmail.com 12:29:36:2017:/ I hate the weird little guy. he freaks me out.
gnomeknomechromedome@hmail.com 12:17:26:2017:/ I see him. Nothing else to report really. I try not to think about it.
soninlaw96@hottmail.com 11:11:06:2017:/ i see him. i cherish him.
wetwetwiltkinsins@progonemail.com 11:02:57:2017:/ Saw him again. Said hi.
billiondollarboondockle@hmail.com 10:13:13:2017:/ not sure what he is even but it's cool. got a full hello.
terrance.wang.2000@hmail.com 10:01:26:2017:/ I saw him. Thought I would report but I hope he goes away soon.
fifidobsonfan@hottmail.com 09:03:12:2017:/ I see him.
WLGanonymous@hmail.com 08:13:09:2017:/ I've been a poster here before and I see him but I've developed ways to stop seeing him. Forming a group. Get in touch with me if you're likeminded.
gerrardsmithee@progonemail.com 05:22:50:2017:/ I see him. Not sure about this whole thing, seems kind of pointless.