ftrontics22@hmail.com 04:03:41:2017:/ I used to be a normal guy. Now I'm abnormal cause I see this guy everywhere. None of my friends believe me and say I'm a fraud. I bought a pair of dark sunglasses so no one can see my eyes darting around. I drink paint.

gjerde.a@hottmail.com 04:02:34:2017:/ Hallo. Jeg ser også denne rare lille personen i livet mitt, og jeg leter etter svar. Jeg vil gjerne om noen kan sende meg en e-post så tidlig som mulig slik at jeg kan finne ut av dette. Jeg vil bare ha mitt vanlige liv tilbake.

alientooth@hottmail.com 04:01:34:2017:/ I want everything to be the way it was

meanmeangreenmachine2002@hmail.com 03:34:34:2017:/ I saw him last night and I logged on here for answers but I'm not finding anything. Can someone email me?

Magickarp12948@hottmail.com 02:01:33:2017:/ I got a full hello last night as I saw him through my window. He was walking casually down the sidewalk. I stuck my head out the window to see him as he passed, but alas, he had vanished. The full hello is truly an experience to behold. My heart is full. Email me.

elegantchandalier@hmail.com 01:32:12:2017:/ Some people think I'm crazy but they don't understand. I'm just passionate. I cherish him. Every time I open my bible. Every time I read a magazine. I have a new lease on life. I feel like I'm in love again.

paintpaintpaintpaint@hmail.com 01:11:00:2017:/ People don't think about things like this anymore. Conincidences aren't normal. I saw him and he said hello but I looked the other way and didn't acknowledge him and now I'm full of regret. I cherish him.

smelltheglove22@hottmail.com 12:24:34:2016:/ I don't want any of this.

morkandmindyfan1996@hottmail.com 12:20:44:2016:/ I saw him and I've become extremely panicked. Someone please email me so I can forward you my phone number and we can talk on the phone cause this weird little guy is giving me the creeps big time bud.

smelltheglove22@hottmail.com 11:01:33:2016:/ I don't want any of this.

meltbananalover@hottmail.com 10:24:44:2016:/ I don't want any of this.

newgroundsdotcom@hmail.com 09:44:22:2016:/ i dont want any of this.

ack99@hmail.com 08:33:35:2016:/ I don't want any of this.

paintthinner7000@hottmail.com 08:22:22:2016:/ I dont want any of this.

animekilledmyfamily@hottmail.com 07:03:33:2016:/ I don't want any of thies

weirdweirdweirdweirdweirdweird@hottmail.com 07:01:56:2016:/ I don't want any of this.

smackdaddy2121@hottmail.com 05:03:52:2016:/ I need help. please email me now. I feel like I'm losing what little sanity I have left. Please email me. I drink paint.

smackdaddy2121@hottmail.com 04:01:54:2016:/ No one has emailed me. Please send me an email.

mongtea@hottmail.com 03:22:00:2016:/ I drink paint

warblerspotter7@hmail.com 01:31:42:2016:/ I saw him on the other side of the mirror. What now?

elvisstillaliveintoledo@hottmail.com 12:23:00:2015:/ I need help with this. I'm seeing the weird little guy in my dreams. I drink paint. Please help me.

smackdaddy2121@hottmail.com 11:03:52:2015:/ I need help. please email me now.

magicisntveryrealyet@hmail.com 11:30:23:2015:/ I think he's some kind of sinister elf. I need to exterminate him from my life. someone please demonstrate how I can do this. I drink paint.

smackdaddy2121@hottmail.com 11:29:34:2015:/ I need help. please email me now.

smackdaddy2121@hottmail.com 11:20:32:2015:/ This weird little person has replaced every human being in my life and keeps saying hello to me in his decrepit little voice. I can't stand the sound. please someone do something to help. My email address is listed and I need help desperately.